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Post by 空 on Jul 10, 2013 1:33:21 GMT 10
I'm coming clean about the worst thing I've ever done in my life. Need to get it off my chest.
When I was 12 I was living with my abusive uncle and auntie. We lived on an old farm, no animals, just the fields.
My uncle went off the the market one day, and comes home with this filthy ass horse. "It's bred from some old bloke's prize stallion" he says.
Aunt loves it for some reason, and calls it "Dirty" because it was all muddy. Being country side folk, we loved horses and riding them, but my aunt and uncle really hated me, and said "If we ever catch you riding our fucking horse, then we will beat the living shit out of you"
They meant it, they've beaten me before.
A few days later, I'm messing around in the fields with a huge ass tractor tire I found, Dirty is just eating grass and shit next to me. Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding their horse.
I get bored and climb inside the tire, the field wasn't flat so the tire started moving (yes I know I was retarded). I couldn't stop.
Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me. They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolling Trying to catch me riding Dirty.
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Post by 空 on Jul 10, 2013 1:45:30 GMT 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw
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Post by grimnir on Jul 10, 2013 12:05:01 GMT 10
Put the crack pipe down
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Post by 空 on Jul 10, 2013 15:48:26 GMT 10
lol!!! xD
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Post by brinsta9 on Jul 12, 2013 21:23:43 GMT 10
Oh wow skull thats perfect xP actually made me chuckle
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Post by 空 on Jul 12, 2013 22:20:40 GMT 10
Thanks!!!
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